Saturday, July 14, 2007

Crime of 六叔婆

After months of investigation, I finally collect enough evidence to testify against my 六叔婆's crime.

罪行日期: July 4th, 2007
Crime: 蝦 me in the absence of mom & dad
Detail: Forced me to 頂 starfish and chewed on the crab legs when parents weren't with me. Took pictures of me without my permission, and sent to my parents claiming I was a cross-eyed 鐵…頭…功…

 罪行日期: Everyday
Crime: Bite me and threaten to 打打
Detail: Mistakenly claim I'm 無知覺 and bite me. Threaten to 打打me if I protest.

罪行日期: Chinese New Year Eve
Crime: 無故打打

 罪行日期: Chinese New Year
Crime: 非法使用偽抄
Detail: Gave me a fake $1000 HK Bill in a red pocket

 
罪行日期: Don't know
Crime: Put this towel on my head and made me cry uncontrollably

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