六叔婆's daughter

This is the newest addition to the Yiu's family, 六叔公 and 六叔婆's daughter, my 姨姨. She was delivered by Hong Yu 契姨 in their baby shower. She looks exactly like my 六叔婆. Quite cute but honestly very nasty with poop all over her body.

My house was mysteriously full of baby monkey everywhere and even my favorite Ding Dong Dong and Ding Ling were converted into Baby Paul Frank. Lucky enough, I managed to get my Ding Dong Dong back...

I gave them a GUCCI diaper bag filled with my freshly made warm soiled diaper as a gift. It made them VERY happy.

http://picasaweb.google.com/hilaryyiu/2008_11_09OliAndRonBabyShower

Crime of 六叔婆

After months of investigation, I finally collect enough evidence to testify against my 六叔婆's crime.

罪行日期: July 4th, 2007 Crime: 蝦 me in the absence of mom & dad Detail: Forced me to 頂 starfish and chewed on the crab legs when parents weren't with me. Took pictures of me without my permission, and sent to my parents claiming I was a cross-eyed 鐵…頭…功…

罪行日期: Everyday Crime: Bite me and threaten to 打打 Detail: Mistakenly claim I'm 無知覺 and bite me. Threaten to 打打me if I protest.

罪行日期: Chinese New Year Eve Crime: 無故打打

罪行日期: Chinese New Year Crime: 非法使用偽抄 Detail: Gave me a fake $1000 HK Bill in a red pocket

罪行日期: Don't know Crime: Put this towel on my head and made me cry uncontrollably

Golden Bowl & Chopsticks

Today 契姨 and 契爺 gave me a set of golden plated bowl & chopsticks. They look really nice, safely inside a transparent box. However, I don't know what are they for as I only drink milk. I may ask 契姨 to do a golden bottle for me instead. Mom told me 契姨 spent lots of hour to do it for me. So, I'm thinking to make her a gift...

In fact, after 六叔婆 gave me a fake $1000 HK bill last week, I suspect the authenticity of the bowl & chopsticks... It gave me some kind of 童年陰影.